[Newspoetry] too funny not to share

[nicolle neulist]

hi all...
i was surfing the net this afternoon, and i came upon this blurb for a
lung-shaped ashtray on iwantoneofthose.com, a british shopping site. 
read it and weep...or laugh...or whatever.

"Here's the perfect solution for cutting out the middle man and getting
cigarettes directly into your lungs, without having to go through the
tedious exercise of smoking.
The lung ashtray is the perfect present for someone who keeps coming up
with excuses like "I'm going to give up just as soon as President Bush
drafts a coherent foreign policy".
There may well be a hundred reasons to kick the weed, but while you mull
them over you might as well use an ashtray that shows how you laugh in
the face of public opinion."

i'm successfully amused.
nicky

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