[Newspoetry] New York Bans Newspoetry Use While Driving

[Joe Futrelle]

New York (Associated Poets) -- Today, the state of New York passed a
law banning the use of Newspoetry while driving.  George Pataki, when
asked about the bill, was busy reading Newspoetry and was unable to
answer the question.

Shortly afterward, his car careened into a gorge.

Newspoetry has been linked with postpartum depression (both as a cause
and cure) and thus with everything and thus dialectically nothing as
well -- links which have raised countless safety concerns among people
of concern.

By reading this poem you tacitly release Newspoetry from all
liabilities.

--
Joe Futrelle
editor-within-chief
Newspoetry dot calm