[Newspoetry] Reminders

[Sam Markewich 2]

God damit!  Can't you techies get your god damned act together!  I got
three, count 'em, one, two, three -- three reminder messages for the
list, and one from the old granny's meed, or whatever the hell it's
called listserve!  That took an extra four seconds of my time to read
and deleat these.  It used to be a man could come home, drink a Fresca,
smoke a Pal-Mal, and relax.  Now, he's gotta' sift through all this
virtual e-crap!  Look, if you people in upper management and customer
service can't get this technical shit in order, I'm gonna' have to
switch to another on-line newspoetry provider!  Perhaps,
Sven'sSwedishMassageandNewspoetry.com would like my subscription money
more than you people?  No kidding, I'm not bluffin' here.  This
country's goin' down the tubes fast, and if a man can't get his
newspoetry the way he wants it, what's left?  I'll tell ya'!  My
subscription money going to another corporate entity!

- patron #2B-617459