[Newspoetry] Please, Tell me more!

[Sam Markewich 2]

Kind sir,
I read your letter regarding our website potential.
Striking, it is, the money we could save!
So greatful you thought of us as news!

Mass media sources generally wouldn't, which is why we do.
You're probably naively unaware.

Assuredly, you must not care about our intent in the least.
Surely, if you did you would not ask us to buy products.
Socialism begs us to decline your attempt to create capital.