[Newspoetry] lieberman urges more research into cell phone dangers

[Joe Futrelle]

This is what Joe Lieberman is up to these days.  Maybe he should be
looking into jet lag instead -- the research on that is conclusive.

In the meantime, Mike, if cell phones cause cancer then you're in big
trouble with those two-way radios you use.  And forget about radio
transmitter towers -- they emit thousands of times more radiation than
cell phones.  Maybe Lieberman's call for more research is being backed
by anti-LPFM lobbyists.

Also congress might want to look into cancer risk from incandescent
light bulbs.  They emit powerful electromagnetic radiation that's at
an even higher frequency (closer to X-rays and other dangerous forms
of radiation) than radio waves.  Flourescent light bulbs should also
be on the list of suspect devices -- they emit "pulsed" radiation!

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Joe Futrelle
editor-between-chief
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