[Newspoetry] lieberman urges more research into cell phone dangers

[gillespie william k]

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"c" can cause cancer

epidemiological scientific research confirms
curious doctors' uncertain suspicions
medical researchers announce conclusions:
"c" can cause cancer

American society's increasingly c-saturated
commercial discourse causes excessive
c accumulation, inciting toxic
microscopic cellular scale reproduction

scientists' conclusions recommend congress
consider creating alphabetic caps
reducing American c consumption
encouraging nontoxic phonetic sources

can America's public reduce
c dependence? cutting back
crime, police, racism, hypocrisy
cars, illiteracy, corruption, capitalism?

(which carcinogenic character's innocent
connotations include: chocolate chip
cookies, cottage cheese, Captain
Crunch, childhood, genetic code)

can congress rescind alphabetic
convention, reduce c consumption?
CEOs, incensed conservative Republican
social critics cry "censorship!"



On Tue, 22 May 2001, Joe Futrelle wrote:

> This is what Joe Lieberman is up to these days.  Maybe he should be
> looking into jet lag instead -- the research on that is conclusive.
>
> In the meantime, Mike, if cell phones cause cancer then you're in big
> trouble with those two-way radios you use.  And forget about radio
> transmitter towers -- they emit thousands of times more radiation than
> cell phones.  Maybe Lieberman's call for more research is being backed
> by anti-LPFM lobbyists.
>
> Also congress might want to look into cancer risk from incandescent
> light bulbs.  They emit powerful electromagnetic radiation that's at
> an even higher frequency (closer to X-rays and other dangerous forms
> of radiation) than radio waves.  Flourescent light bulbs should also
> be on the list of suspect devices -- they emit "pulsed" radiation!
>
> --
> Joe Futrelle
> editor-between-chief
> Newspoetry daught kom
>
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