[Newspoetry] U of I board of trustees will consider chiller system

[Joe Futrelle]

http://www.newsgazette.com/story.cfm?Number=10490

University of Illinois trustees are considering a chiller system.

"The current system is wack," BOT chair G-dog W. Shea said, emerging
from a white Lincoln Navigator with his entourage in tow.  "Y'all need
a much chiller one.  Peace."

On his triple-platinum release "Straight Outta LaGrange,"
rapper/producer G-dog characterizes proponents of the current system
as "playa hatas" and proposes a "stupid dope Siznystem" that will be
"real".  Fans are responding enthusiastically: G-dog's "The System"
tour has already sold out on all three campuses.

(apologies to Herbert Kornfeld)

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Joe Futrelle
editor-as-if-chief
Newspoetry . kom