[Newspoetry] poem about Snoop being busted

[charles joseph smith]

This was in response to a Daily Illini article saying that rapper Snoop
Doggy Dogg was arrested on possession of marijuana.

The poem is a parody on the song "Who Let The Dogs Out", and hence the
poem is called "Who Let The Dogs Out On Snoop Doggy Dogg?"

Who let the dogs out
(Wroof! Wroof!)

..on Snoop Doggy Dogg?
(Wroof! Wroof!)

He better call his mama...
(Wroof! Wroof!)

For he is canned for marijuana!
(Wroof! Wroof!)

Who let THOSE dogs out?
(Wroof! Wroof!)

And Snoop's in a bog...
(Wroof! Wroof!)

Now he needs some bail
(Wroof! Wroof!)

To dash out of jail!
(Wroof! Wroof!)

The "dogs" refer to the police and the criminal justice system that
arrested Snoop in the first place.
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