[Newspoetry] Recipe
Dirk Stratton
strattdj at email.uc.edu
Thu Sep 13 06:00:10 CDT 2001
Recipe
Two large planes, two extra-large buildings,
Six to twelve hijackers, knives. Give hijackers
knives and add to planes. Stir violently. Mix planes
with buildings. Heat to 1000 degrees
for at least an hour or until buildings start
to collapse. Video cameras
can be used to record results. Watch
repeatedly while debris cools. Begin search
for survivors. Serve with hot tears. Wait.
-Dirk Stratton
[Note: this is a variation of haiku using a 9-11-9 syllable count
rather than the usual 5-7-5]
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