[Newspoetry] Scalia is narcotics

[Benjamin C. Blanchard]

Scalia had a simple thing to say:
"Those people signed their rights to drugs away".
Narcotics are illeagal anyway.
And what could be more plain than that.

The language of the contract stated thus:
"No one with drugs..." it's unambiguous
And therefore true, and true means right.

But our distinguished judge himself is just
Made out of dope and smack and angel dust.
The guy is (we can absolutely trust)
Against the law and so is incorrect.