[Newspoetry] Unsinkable?

[Mike Lehman]

Is it unsinkable?

"a titanic struggle against terror"

The pResident is in for a big surprise on the maiden voyage of the USS
Titanic Struggle Against Terror.

Bush is busy rearranging the deck chairs, when he ought to turn the
whole thing over to a competent captain.

"There's an iceberg ahead!"

"Nothing but al-Qaeda propaganda. Throw that citizen in the brig!"

Just then, a frighteningly loud, grinding shudder passes through the
hull of the USS Titanic...