[Newspoetry] ALLEGED MILITARY SERVICE

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AMAZIN' BIG CRACK TEXAS FUBAR SQUADRON, PART 1

ON A TEXAS SUMMER DAY
IN THE MONTH OF MAY,
A '68 YALIE BUM CAME A SLITHERIN'.
DOWN A WELL GREASED SKID
CAME THIS PAMPERED FRATERNITY KID
LOOKIN' TO DO HIS DRAFT DODGIN' JUST A QUIVERIN'.
TO THE TEXAS AIR GUARD UNIT OF MILK AND HONEY,
WHERE A YALIE BUM COULD STAY
FOR MANY A DAY,
BECAUSE HE HAD LOTS OF FAMILY MONEY!
FOR A RICH POLITICIAN AND HIS COWARDLY SON,
THEY WERE ON THE RUN.
TO ELLINGTON FIELD THEY WERE SCURRYIN'.
SAID THE OL' YALIE BUM TO THE CRAVEN SON,
"WHY AREN'T YOU HURRYIN'?"
SO THE VERY NEXT DAY,
THEY SKULKED AWAY.
W'S DEFERMENT DAYS, THEY WERE ALMOST OUT,
BUT THAT'S WHAT THE "CHAMPAGNE UNIT" WAS REALLY ALL ABOUT!

COPYRIGHT  2002  HUBERT WILSON
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