[Newspoetry] NewpoOeem--See the funny man

[Robert Porter]

See the funny man
He is so funny

He talks so funny
He doesn't make much sense, does he?

Drew Carey thinks he's funny
He is the man with very short hair and glasses

Ozzy Osbourne thinks he's funny
He is the man with very long hair and bat breath

Laura Bush thinks he's funny
She is the woman who helps him get dressed in the morning

Does everybody think he's funny?
No, not everybody:

Afghanistan

Pakistan

Somalia

Columbia

Iraq

Brussels

These are places where people don't think he's funny
Oh I forgot:

Venezuela

Cuba

North Korea

Saudi Arabia

France

Russia

Those are some more places where people don't think he's funny
What's that?

Do I think he's funny?
With his goofy face and his silly way of talking?

Do I think he's funny?
I wish I could

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Bush-Correspondents.html