[Newspoetry] Virtual Puppy Porn, and Quote of the Month

[John]

Virtual Puppy Porn

advertisement implying
nude sex between dogs
offends animal welfare groups.

this isn't america,
so the issue isn't
the dogs were underage.

nor is the problem
any cruelty in handling
of the canines in question.

there's just some concern
the dogs didn't consent
to be exposed to ridicule.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_581675.html


Quote of the Month

US sailors exhausted prostitutes.
Brothel doors shut,
so women can recuperate.

Says the Madame: 

"I would not sell a hamburger
if I thought 
my buns were stale."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_580446.html