[Newspoetry] Cheer up or you're screwed!

[Robert Porter]

Researchers announce link between positive mental outlook and health:

http://unisci.com/stories/20022/0521025.htm

    Furthermore, it's been proven that voting for Ralph Nader will add 3-5
years to a person's lifespan.  Voting for your favorite local third-party
candidate will add 6-9 months.  And every time you write or call one of your
elected representatives, you get like an extra hour-and-a-half.