[Newspoetry] spinaphor

[Editor-Within-Chief]

Security forces used a giant whisk to transport Hamid Karzai to safety.
A day subjected the world to an electric shock in 1972.
An alarm, possibly a car alarm or small siren, was sounded today in 
response to a threat on a storage depot for toxic chemicals.
War on Iraq would cause gates that lead to the underground dwelling of 
condemned souls to open.
Stocks are taking a ride in some unspecified vehicle over bumpy terrain.
Some explosions are causing Kabul to gently sway back and forth.
Forest fire smoke is causing the city of Moscow itself to have trouble 
breathing, presumably through giant lungs located somewhere in the city.
The NFL season is itself going to kick a football tonight, to start a game 
against some unspecified rival, presumably a team whose members are other 
NFL seasons or maybe seasons of another sport.

-- source: CNN


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Joe Futrelle
editor-within-chief
http://www.newspoetry.com/