[Newspoetry] Memo from Homeland Security

[Robert Porter]

To:  President of the United State
From: Direktor of Homeland Cecurity

Mr. President,

Here's the first draft of our glossary of terms for the ready.gov website:

glossary of ready.gov:

Carbuncle:  A disease potentially noncontagious mortal caused while 
breathing, while eating or by absorbing cut through inside bacteria of 
skin known under the name of bacillus anthracite.

Biological Attack:  The release deliberated on the biological germs or 
other substances which can return to you sick.

Chemical Attack:  The release deliberated on a pollutant gas, a liquid or 
a solid which can poison the people and the environment.

"Dirty Bomb":  The use of the common explosives to draw aside the 
radioactive material surplus per sector concerned.  Moreover known as 
radiation attacks, "a dirty bomb" is not a nuclear breath, but rather an 
explosion with the localised radioactive contamination.

Evacuation:  The process to leave a potentially dangerous sector.

Blow Nucléaire:  An explosion with the light and intense heat, a wave 
prejudicial of pressure and the widespread radioactive material which can 
soil surfaces of air, water and ground of the miles around.

Iodize Potassium:  The potassium iodide was approved by the FDA like dopes 
nonprescription for the use as "agent of blocking" to prevent human 
thyroid gland of radioactive iodine absorbing.

Threaten Of Radiation:  The use of the common explosives to draw aside the 
radioactive material surplus per sector concerned.  Moreover known as 
"bends salts," a threat of radiation is not a nuclear breath, but rather 
an explosion with the localised radioactive contamination.

"Shelter-In Place":  The process to remain where you are and taking the 
shelter, rather than to try to evacuate.

Virus Of Variola:  An infectious disease serious, contagious, and 
sometimes mortal.  There is no specific treatment for the disease of 
variola, and the only prevention is vaccination.  Named variola is derived 
from the Latin word for "repèré" and refers to the increased bumps which 
appear on the face and the body of an infected person.

Syrup of Ipecac:  A medicine induced the vomiting in the case of 
accidental poisoning.  Employ syrup of Ipecac only under the instruction 
of the authorities of ordering of poison because some poisons can damage 
more while being vomit.

Thyroid gland:  A butterfly formed the gland which is through the base of 
the neck in front of the windpipe which produces the thyroid hormone.



It's been pointed out to me that there are some grammatical errors, but I 
think you'll get the gist of it.  I think you''l be pleased to learn that 
my staff continus to find new and intestine uses for the duck tape you 
sent us.  There has been som confusson reg: the use of garbage bags for 
personal sanitary needs, though.  We may need to ask for additional moneys 
for the custodial budget this month.

Please let me now if you think any revisions are necessarry.  Ill do my 
best to implement them before we put the websit onlone.

Yours truley,

Tom