[Newspoetry] Sacrificial Science: another fantasy about JC

[Donald L Emerick]

Jefferson City (or JC (but not Jesus Christ, surely)), MO

State representatives today pushed through a massive law modifying Missouri's educational curriculum.  "It's the biggest change in Missouri education since Jim Crow was adopted," said its practical-minded proponents, diabolically, or angelically -- they haven't decided yet -- as they burned crosses on the front steps of the Capitol.  Winds carried the smoke aloft, sending it wafting toward St. Louis, though an upper level disturbance also sent contrails of these swirling plumes toward the other end of this state this has long suffereed from its bi-polar political disorder.  (That is, two nodes separated by a large vacuum makes some kind of battery.)

Misery's new name may be Missouri, but she still loves company.  Missouri new educational direction install a christian based economics-curriculum at the heart of the educational system.  In order to graduate from any school in Missouri, students will now be required to prove the truth of two beliefs.

First, all degree candidates must prove that they believe that it is sinful to be wealthy, when any neighboring people are poor, naked, unhoused, hungry, sick, disabled, widowed, orphaned, and so on.

Second of all, all degree candidates must prove that they know that war is a mortal sin -- demonstrating more love for the State than it is ever worth, in the eyes of God.  Candidates for a degree must promise never to fight in any war -- I shall never serve in any military force  organized for the (sole) purpose of furthering the Economy of Death and its various, nefarious destructive devices, including servile submissiveness, obedience, to any self-proclaimed betters.

Any lack of sincere conviction, any lack of true altruism is grounds for withholding of a degree.  Moreover, any civil misdeeds demonstrating in later life any recidivist hostility toward these two principles is grounds for revocation of the privileges of educational graduation.  That is, the certificate will be revoked; employers must fire any employee losing certification; and political rights,like voting, will be suspended until the person returns to a state of Grace, or receives a full Pardon.

Christian Coalition forces in other states are closely watching the progress of Missouri, as it endeavors to end the precipitous secret cults of violence that have long thrived in the halls of US governments, everywhere -- and too long dominated them.

Some secretly say that Yale, esp. Skull and Bones, is the premier pirate organization of organized terror in the US -- but other think Harvard is the homeland whose security is never threatened, as its own battles are always fought way out there on other's people turf.  This, of course, is all understandable once one cognizes that education is a proactive public health mental disease treatment program.  Missouri and her allies will be ready to meet such traditional blue state counter offensives -- by its supplemental social program called "Leave no child of Gandhi behind" which subsidizes a statewide passive resistance program as a way of life.  (Agents of elite eastern-western -- ie, coastal -- imperial institutions (ie, Harvard, MIT, Yale, Standford, and such other posh pashas) -- ie, their graduates -- are already fleeing Missouri, fearing reprisals will reign in terror.)