[Newspoetry] And the story... spreads

[Mike Lehman]

So what's going on with AFTAC?
I hear they've been seen in IRAQ
Their drones are unmanned
Sucking air from IRAN
But the mullahs, they want to strike back

By Mink!, inspired by ML.

(all about the air samplin' for nukes, over Iran, by guys based in - you 
guessed it, IRAQ, 'cuz you know, we can't wait for the current fun to be 
  over before we start usin' all those oh so convenient bases'n'stuff.)