[Newspoetry] I'll be Cloned for Christmas - and Then Sum

[Mark Wilson]

I'll be Cloned for Christmas - and Then Sum

I'll be cloned for Christmas -
You can count the many me's!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood -
And lotsa presents for the many me's to appease!

Christmas Eve will find the many me's -
Where the family screams!
I'll be cloned for Christmas -
But only in multiplying extremes!