[Newspoetry] Endangered Species Protection

[DL EMERICK]

Inspiration?  http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/23/opinion/23britz.html

 

To All the Girls I've Rejected

 

College admission officer admits discriminatory practices.

 

Males with inadequate qualifications automatically admitted,

Compared to females with similar qualifications,

Who look passé compared to other females,

Who generally far outshine male applicants.

 

In short, if only merit is used for admissions,

At major colleges and universities,

There might not be enough guys around

To form a football team,

Maybe not even a basketball team,

Although surely enough for a pistol team.

 

Women denied admissions should sue,

Alleging sex-discrimination,

And they should win –

Imagine Kenyon College with a true student body!

 

No more Mr. Nice Guys – Just Nice Ms. Gals!

 

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