[Peace-discuss] Bill of Rights Pared Down to a Manageable Six (fwd)
C. G. Estabrook
galliher at alexia.lis.uiuc.edu
Tue Feb 18 09:31:28 CST 2003
Bill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six
WASHINGTON, DC--Flanked by key members of Congress and his
administration, President Bush approved Monday a streamlined version
of the Bill of Rights that pares its 10 original amendments down to a
"tight, no-nonsense" six.
A Republican initiative that went unopposed by congressional
Democrats, the revised Bill of Rights provides citizens with a "more
manageable" set of privacy and due-process rights by eliminating four
amendments and condensing and/or restructuring five others. The Second
Amendment, which protects the right to keep and bear arms, was the
only article left unchanged.
Calling the historic reduction "a victory for America," Bush promised
that the new document would do away with "bureaucratic impediments to
the flourishing of democracy at home and abroad."
"It is high time we reaffirmed our commitment to this enduring symbol
of American ideals," Bush said. "By making the Bill of Rights a tool
for progress instead of a hindrance to freedom, we honor the true
spirit of our nation's forefathers."
The Fourth Amendment, which long protected citizens' homes against
unreasonable search and seizure, was among the eliminated amendments.
Also stricken was the Ninth Amendment, which stated that the
enumeration of certain Constitutional rights does not result in the
abrogation of rights not mentioned.
"Quite honestly, I could never get my head around what the Ninth
Amendment meant anyway," said outgoing House Majority Leader Dick
Armey (R-TX), one of the leading advocates of the revised Bill of
Rights. "So goodbye to that one."
Amendments V through VII, which guaranteed the right to legal counsel
in criminal cases, and guarded against double jeopardy, testifying
against oneself, biased juries, and drawn-out trials, have been
condensed into Super-Amendment V: The One About Trials.
Attorney General John Ashcroft hailed the slimmed-down Bill of Rights
as "a positive step."
"Go up to the average citizen and ask them what's in the Bill of
Rights," Ashcroft said. "Chances are, they'll have only a vague
notion. They just know it's a set of rules put in place to protect
their individual freedoms from government intrusion, and they assume
that's a good thing."
Ashcroft responded sharply to critics who charge that the Bill of
Rights no longer safeguards certain basic, inalienable rights.
"We're not taking away personal rights; we're increasing personal
security," Ashcroft said. "By allowing for greater government control
over the particulars of individual liberties, the Bill of Rights will
now offer expanded personal freedoms whenever they are deemed
appropriate and unobtrusive to the activities necessary to effective
operation of the federal government."
Ashcroft added that, thanks to several key additions, the Bill of
Rights now offers protections that were previously lacking, including
the right to be protected by soldiers quartered in one's home
(Amendment III), the guarantee that activities not specifically
delegated to the states and people will be carried out by the federal
government (Amendment VI), and freedom of Judeo-Christianity and
non-combative speech (Amendment I).
According to U.S. Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), the original Bill of
Rights, though well-intentioned, was "seriously outdated."
"The United States is a different place than it was back in 1791,"
Craig said. "As visionary as they were, the framers of the
Constitution never could have foreseen, for example, that our
government would one day need to jail someone indefinitely without
judicial review. There was no such thing as suspicious Middle Eastern
immigrants back then."
Ashcroft noted that recent FBI efforts to conduct investigations into
"unusual activities" were severely hampered by the old Fourth
Amendment.
"The Bill of Rights was written more than 200 years ago, long before
anyone could even fathom the existence of wiretapping technology or
surveillance cameras," Ashcroft said. "Yet through a bizarre fluke, it
was still somehow worded in such a way as to restrict use of these
devices. Clearly, it had to go before it could do more serious damage
in the future."
The president agreed.
"Any machine, no matter how well-built, periodically needs a tune-up
to keep it in good working order," Bush said. "Now that we have the
bugs worked out of the ol' Constitution, she'll be purring like a
kitten when Congress reconvenes in January--just in time to work on a
new round of counterterrorism legislation."
"Ten was just too much of a handful," Bush added. "Six civil liberties
are more than enough."
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