[Peace-discuss] Gcyxab Re: H_y_d_r_0_c_0_d_0_n_e

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A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had
recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of
everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give
him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and
the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were
engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give
me the kays." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this,
my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated.
"Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his
arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around
that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon
until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone
who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many
people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody
could do it. One day a scrawny little man wearing thick glasses and a
polyester suit came in and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try
the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed
a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind
to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the
man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As
the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man,
"What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or
what?" The man replied, "I work for the IRS."
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