[Peace-discuss] Why DID the chicken cross the road???

[jencart]

Hilarious!  Yeah, I sure needed a laugh.  Should we all speculate on what Ronald Reagan's response would have been?  Jenifer C.
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After the past week of the grief glut ...........something to laugh  about!

 

Subject: Why DID the chicken cross the road???


 

GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the 
road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. 
The chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground 
here.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see 
the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS 
BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet  been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


JOHN 
KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against  it!


RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the other side of the 
road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not 
reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was 
crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.


PAT 
BUCHANAN

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking 
American.


RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed 
the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, 
and I'll bet that somebody
out there is already forming a support group to 
help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much  more of this
can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by  their
tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your  money,
money the government took from you to build a road for chickens  to
cross.


MARTHA STEWART

No one called me to warn me which 
way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to 
sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave 
me any insider
information.


JERRY FALWELL

Because the 
chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in 
front of your face? The chicken was going to the
'other side'. That's what 
they call it the other side. Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you 
eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we Boycott all chickens 
until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with 
seemingly harmless phrases like
"the other side."


BILL 
GATES

I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross  roads, but
will lay eggs,  file your important documents, and balance  your
checkbook, - and Internet explorer is an integral part of  chicken.


BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT 
chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

 

Poor chicken--bet he wishes he could jump right into that proverbial  pot!  

---Jan    Durl Kruse

--- durljan at earthlink.net 

 

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