[Peace-discuss] What Norwegian Grandmas think.

[Chuck Minne]

Ole, from the little farm community of Viroqua, Wisconsin, married an
attractive local farm girl, Lena, half his age. After several months,
Lena complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Norwegian farm women are entitled to a climax once in a while. 

 

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since
there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Vernon County. 

 

The Vet didn't have any sure-fire ideas, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mother and Dad, Olga and Sven, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down, relax her, and make her struggles easier.

 

So, the Vet suggested that they might hire someone to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, might cause the young wife to relax and climax.

 

Not wanting the word of their troubles to spread around Vernon County, the couple hired Lars, a young college student from the big city of Madison, to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested.


After several efforts, there was still no climax for Lena. They went back to the Vet. The Vet thought some more and then suggested that Lena change partners and let Lars have sex with her while Ole tried waving the towel.


They tried it that night and Lena went into wild, shuddering, ear-splitting climaxes, one after another.

 

When it was over, Ole smugly looked down at Lars and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now dat's how ya vave a towel!!"



Most Americans do not even know that ours is the only country actually convicted of terrorism in a world court, for the atrocities of the U.S. sponsored Contras in Nicaragua.







		
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