[Peace-discuss] Fwd: semi-humor

[Morton K.Brussel]

We need humor.

>
>  From: "Carol Herzenberg" <carol at herzenberg.net>
>
>  If only it'd show up in the advice column:
>
>
>  Dear Abby,
>
>  My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit
>  card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he
>  shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum 
> and
>  let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up 
> with
>  the interest.
>
>  Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that 
> most of
>  them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom 
> he
>  has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even 
> more.
>
>  Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite
>  understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with
>  people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
>
>  And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing
>  uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
>
>  Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in 
> the
>  same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
>
>  It's just so horribly creepy!
>
>  Can you help?
>
>  Signed,
>  Lost in DC
>
>
>  Dear Lost:
>
>  Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce him any time you want. The rest
>  of us are stuck with the jerk for four more years!
>
>
>  
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