[Peace-discuss] quagmirification!

[Stuart Levy]

From...
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_continues_quagmire_building

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN— According to sources at the Pentagon, American
quagmire-building efforts continued apace in Afghanistan this week, as the
geographically rugged, politically unstable region remained ungovernable, death
tolls continued to rise, and the grim military campaign persisted as hopelessly
as ever.

In fact, many government officials now believe that the United States and its
allies could be as little as six months away from their ultimate goal: the
total quagmirification of Afghanistan.

"We've spent a lot of time and money fostering the turmoil and despair
necessary to make this a sustaining quagmire, and we're not going to stop now,"
President Barack Obama said in a national address Monday night. 
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