[Peace-discuss] Verdant Pastures - Atom Heart Mofos

[Carl G. Estabrook]

I wish this were funny... Thanks for it.

On Apr 13, 2012, at 9:47 PM, E. Wayne Johnson wrote:

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> "Time out, Bro."
>
> ***
>
> Verdant Pastures Human Resource Management.
>
> Secure residential treatment services.  Inspiring brighter futures.
>
> At VP, we understand your need, your goals for the social good, and  
> your dilemma.
>
> Every large population generates its own obligatory quota of culls  
> and human weeds.
> A nation of wankers, dominatrices, assholes, and imported wage slaves
> presents with no rule exception at all.
>
> Let's face it.
>
> The perverse spawn of a chaotic society in
> the death-throes of terminal economic decline and incipient fascism
> presents unique and real challenges.  You can't just
> let the hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin' daddies run amok.
> Or allow pesky non-conformists, revolutionaries, and anarchists
> to get hold of the reins.
>
> Oh, noes...
>
> At Verdant Pastures, we don't see these changing times as a problem.
> We see opportunity.
>
> Whether your social effluent is misfits, miscreants, undesirables,  
> the mentally incompetent,
> the socially confused; crawdaddies, creeps or cretins; investigative  
> reporters and organizers;
> questioners, protestors, dickheads and dweebs; the thoroughly  
> repulsive, the strangely malodorous,
> or the just plain fucking stupid, Verdant Pastures has tailored  
> treatment solutions that
> will work for you.
>
> We deliver Satisfaction and Social Justice for you and your community.
>
> Verdant Pastures.
> Perpetual incarceration in a lovely pastoral setting.
>
> "Time out, Bro."
>
> When it's too late for condoms and curettes,
> consider our comfortable condominiums.
> Beethoven beats the ovens every time.
>
> Verdant Pastures is NDAA, EPA, and Sarbanes-Oxley certified.
>
> - a GoldmanSachs company.
>
>
> *Ask about our new inquisition options.
> "Answers. When you need them.  A whole lot like right-fucking-now."
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