[Peace-discuss] OMG, I LOVE Andy Borowitz!!

["E. Wayne Johnson 朱稳森"]

I explained to some of my colleagues in the lab
that the New Yorker was a very high class literary magazine published
in NYC, and had one colleague read a portion of the
article out loud.

The matter of the excretion of a phone book left the audience
rather non-plussed.  There were cries for him to cease and desist
somewhere near the buffet.  We never made it to the Richards curve.

Some one tried to explain the reputation of the New Yorker.

We never quite made it to full explanation of the matter of ginormous
and the escatological accommodation of phone books
passage of the end times, either.

I didnt get to point out the analogy between a phone book
and a "purple squealing worm with a bell on it" which is one
of the Missouri variations on that theme.

Everyone went back to work and some said they were grossed out
enough already.

*
By the way, there aren't any Wings or Wongs in the phone books
in Hong Kong.

That's to keep everyone from Winging the Wong number.



On 12/28/12 15:55, Carl G. Estabrook wrote:
> You mean, as opposed to Anglo-Saxon?
>
> On Dec 27, 2012, at 10:44 PM, "E. Wayne Johnson 朱稳森"<ewj at pigsqq.org>  wrote:
>
>    
>> Is there a link to an English language version?
>>
>>
>> On 12/28/12 6:49, Jenifer Cartwright wrote:
>>      
>>> Check this out, if you haven't already...
>>> http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/12/a-holiday-letter-from-john-boehner.html#entry-more
>>>
>>>        
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