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[David Swanson]

Top 10 Reasons This Year's Nobel Peace Prize Events Will Feature Henry
Kissinger
Written by davidswanson <http://davidswanson.org/user/1>
http://davidswanson.org/node/5362

Every time the Nobel Peace Prize goes to a war monger, I feel an almost
irresistible urge to imagine the Nobel Committee has just experienced a
momentary fit of insanity. But when they invite notorious war mongers back
to speak as peace laureates at the events surrounding the awarding of
another such prize, the insanity defense loses plausibility. So I wish it
were not true that Henry Kissinger is scheduled to speak in Oslo, but he is
<http://nobelpeaceprize.org/en_GB/home/nobel-forum/>. I think I can explain
why.

1. Zbigniew Brzezinski needed someone to balance him from the left.

2. Having failed to predict Donald Trump's presidency, the Nobel Committee,
not wanting to wait until next year to recognize him, has come up with the
next best thing: Kissinger and Brzezinski chatting about peace prize
imperialism.

3. Awarding a prize to only one of the two parties to a (failed) peace
agreement always seems to leave a gap in the agenda. But who can notice a
gap in anything, with good old Henry waddling around proposing to nuke
people?

4. With Edward Snowden having just passed up a visit to Olso to pick up the
Norwegian PEN's Ossietzky Prize for outstanding achievements as a
whistleblower, because the Norwegian government would not agree to protect
him from U.S. extradition, that government has had a change of heart and
sought out a way to shelter someone from the long arm of justice. Thus
Kissinger will be guarded and protected from extradition to any nations
seeking to prosecute him.

5. Having responded with sanity and wisdom to a mass killing by a homegrown
fascist, Norway is eager to demonstrate to the United States that it is
happy to give Washington-based fascism a chance.

6. Of the limited roster of experts who were advising both Clinton and
Trump, allowing the Nobel Committee to hedge its bets, some of the other
ones were truly crazy.

7. The Nobel Committee surveyed media executives and found total support
for including Kissinger, except from those outlets (like the ones
publishing this article) that are secretly and unbeknownst to their owners
engaged in Russian propaganda services.

8. Dick Cheney told them to go f--- themselves.

9. They couldn't afford Barack Obama.

10. This makes up for never giving Gandhi a peace prize.

I could be wrong, of course. Feel free to ask press at nobel.no
<press at nobel.no?subject=Henry%20F---ing%20Kissinger%20--%20are%20you%20kidding%3F>
for the real explanation.
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