[Peace] If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands

[Joan Cole]

An appropriate filk...

> "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" (to the tune of)
>  
> If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. 
> If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. 
> If the terrorists are Saudi 
> And the bank takes back your Audi 
> And the TV shows are bawdy, 
> Bomb Iraq. 
>  
> If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. 
> And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq. 
> If the smoking gun ain't smokin' 
> We don't care, and we're not jokin'. 
> That Saddam will soon be croakin', 
> Bomb Iraq. 
>  
> Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. 
> from the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq. 
> So to hell with the inspections; 
> Let's look tough for the elections, 
> Close your mind and take directions, 
> Bomb Iraq. 
>  
> While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. 
> Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq. 
> If the ozone hole is growing, 
> Some things we prefer not knowing. 
> (Though our ignorance is showing), 
> Bomb Iraq. 
>  
> So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, 
> from his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq. 
> Saying no would look like treason. 
> It's the Hussein hunting season. 
> Even if we have no reason, 
> Bomb Iraq. 
>