[Newspoetry] Kosovo song

[Danielle Chynoweth]

Sung to the tune of [Country Joe & the Fish's] 
"I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag"
Song modernized by Stan Mead
(StanMead at AOL.COM)

Now come on people don't move slow,
Leave them houses in Kosovo,
Slo-bo-dan is his first name,
And ethnic cleansing is his campaign,
Mi-lo-sevic has got a mob,
And now their killin down in Yugoslav.

Now it's one, two, three,
What are we bombing for? (Woopie!)
Bombing tanks with our WartHog,
We're there just a "Wagging the Dog,"

And it's five, six, seven,
Forget them "conspiracy gates",
Well, there ain't not time to wonder why,
Woopie, bombs are gonna fly.

Now come on boys... you must go...
Way off yonder to Kosovo
Uncle Sam's a running his campaigns,
Dropping bombs on the Serb-i-ans,
Put down your books and join NATO,
It's gonna be a really big show.

Now it's one, two, three,
What are we bombing for? (Woopie!)
Bombing tanks with our WartHog,
We're there just a "Wagging the Dog,"

And it's five, six, seven,
Forget them "conspiracy gates",
Well, there ain't no use to ask Clinton why?
Woopie, he's just a gonna lie.

Now come on pilots thru-out the land,
Stop your bombing in Kurdistan,
There's plenty good bombing to be made,
So let's get a going and bomb Belgrade,
I hope them Russians don't make a fuss,
Now that their missles are aiming at us.

Now it's one, two, three,
What are we bombing for? (Woopie!)
Bombing tanks with our WartHog,
We're there just a "Wagging the Dog,"

And it's five, six, seven,
Forget them "conspiracy gates",
Well, there ain't no use to ask Clinton why?
Woopie, he's just a gonna lie.

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