[Newspoetry] Backyard Nukes

[Mike Lehman]

I know that since Joe Futrelle's exposure of the joys of neighborhood
nuke tesing that you have just been itching to get one of these babies.
No prices listed, but a good imitation of a despotic head of state will
go far in DC.
<http://www.brook.edu/FP/projects/nucwcost/davyc.htm>

Have fun and don't forget that there are only 64 shopping days until
Christmas.  Won't your son's cheeks glow as he smiles when you teach him
deer hunting with one of these cuties?
Mike