[Newspoetry] Hat Returns after Nader Champaign

[Bill Wendling]

Bill's Hat Returns after Nader Speech

Urbana - NP - Bill's hat returned today on its own volition after being
present at <a href="http://www.wordwork.org/rnwbh.jpg">Nader's
speech</a>.

When asked of its whereabouts, the hat's reply was cryptic, ranging from
describing how it would disappear for Nader to how Red Hat operatives
came and used it in a photo shoot.

The truth of the hat's whereabouts are still trying to be ascertained.
However, the reunion of that had with Bill was said to be very emotional
and worthy of an Oprah moment.

"Words fail me," Bill said through tear-soaked words.

Look for the hat in further adventures from the folks at Newspoetry (Urbana).

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|| Bill Wendling			wendling at ganymede.isdn.uiuc.edu