[Newspoetry] George Bush Falls Off the Wagon, I Hope

[William Gillespie]

> I want Al Gore to be too high to do anything. I want a
> presidential bong. I believe that the whole Lewinsky affair

*cough*
   *cough*

Al? Dude, have you seen my speech? 

Oh man, you mean you, like, used it roll that mondo hooter? 

Dude, I gotta be on TV doing the state of the union in like twenty
minutes!

Oh, wow. Total bummer...