[Newspoetry] site design

[Mike Lehman]

Hey Dirk,
If you ever get caught up with the 21st century and get one of these new
high tech monitors, i.e. bigger than 9" across, I know you will be
nostalgic for the good ol' days of squinting at that tiny screen. I hear
all you have to do to relive the good ol' days is to take a toilet paper
roll (your choice, empty or full) and use the tube to squint through at
your new megabucks flatscreen display.  You'll be right back in 1970
before you know it.

Except for that color thing.  Maybe the Raybans can help with that.
Mike

PS When you go to the fbi site, it automatically downloads a virtual
camera into your monitor to help them keep an eye on things in your
home.  Haven't been doing anything naughty yet, have you?

BTW, are the records on the Dirk Cult declassified yet?

Dirk Stratton wrote:
> 
> >Dirk,
> >
> >You just don't get it do you?
> 
> Obviously not. How I long for those days when I thought I'd be
> blissful if I could just get my hands on a brand new IBM Selectric II
> with Correcto-ribbon and delete key.