[Newspoetry] house comes out strong against teleportation

[Joe Futrelle]

http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/07/30/bush.cloning/index.html

politicians clone rhetoric
constantly, but humans?

my god, no.

in other news
(or could it be a cloned
headline?) the house
condemned teleportation
of humans
as anti-american

(but kept mum on teleporting
oil out of ANWR)

along with time travel
over the objections of the NRA
who want to go back in time to
rewrite the 2nd amendment
and bump it up to 1st.

perpetual motion is right out,
says the house,
following the U.S. PTO's lead
and doubtless nudged by
fossil fuel interests,

but androids are O.K.;
apparently contractors are
closing in on
artificial interns

--
Joe Futrelle
editor-until-chief
Newspoetry dod com