[Newspoetry] The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief

[Mike Lehman]

Great story!

I've been waiting for U2 to get their ass whipped ever since Bono
started kissing up to other white, non-musician white guys at the Prague
Rich Guy Meeting about year or so ago. I think Shaq should've taken his
teeth out (in addition to breaking those stupid glasses of Bono's.)

And the really sad thing is that Bono knows he's playing a game he can't
win, so he just sells out to advance his own career. It makes me want to
burn my old U2 albums, except that they were good and I thought the band
really cared...
Oh shit, have I been duped.
Mike