[Newspoetry] The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief

[John Wason]

At 11:06 PM 02/11/2002 -0600, Mike Lehman wrote:

>Great story!
>
>I've been waiting for U2 to get their ass whipped ever since Bono
>started kissing up to other white, non-musician white guys at the Prague
>Rich Guy Meeting about year or so ago. I think Shaq should've taken his
>teeth out (in addition to breaking those stupid glasses of Bono's.)
>
>And the really sad thing is that Bono knows he's playing a game he can't
>win, so he just sells out to advance his own career. It makes me want to
>burn my old U2 albums, except that they were good and I thought the band
>really cared...
>
>Oh shit, have I been duped.

But, Mike....it was just a STORY, by our own Newspoetry Editor-cum-Chief,
Joe Futrelle!

Or, wait....are you talking about Real Life?  :)

John