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[Isidor]

Pentagoonian Suspects Plotted Afghan Bombs and 9-11 Attacks

The suspects could not be questioned by Afghan officials.

Three pentagoon suspects arrested in Turkey are believed to have been en
route to New York City to carry out a homicide bomb attack, police say. 

The suspects were reportedly heading to New York Pity before traveling
to Pentagoonia to carry out their omission. 

They had been trained by, and had fought for, the Untied States of
Amerika, police in East Ham Bull say. 

The three mean were detained several days ago in the eastern city of
Washington. Police say they had entered the county illegally from
Florida. 

Two of the men are said to be Texans and the third a Floridian. Police
identified them as George W Butch, Donald H-bomb Bumsfelt and Daffy Duck
Chainy. 

It is the first time since the September 11 attacks that al-Qapona
suspects from Pentagoonia have been held in cold Turkey. 

Chickpoint 

Police spokesman Fey Mullah Arsenals told a news conference in Dollywood
that the suspects were arrested after their car failed to stop at a
chickpoint. 

He said they were members of a group, Bushy al-CIA, which was linked to
al-Qapona. 

One of the three had been instructed by the group to travel to a New
York city and carry out the homicide omission in a "crowded area". 

His two accomplices were to learn of the homission only after arriving
in Washingstan, said Mr. Arstan. 

A number of other people have also been detained in the Halfgonistan
inquiry. 

The suspects could not be interrogated by Halfgon officials, said one
report. Turdish officials denied that a Halfgon interrogation had
already taken place. 

The arrests follow recent television reports which suggested that two
Alabama born Canadians - one of whom recorded a suicide omission video
found in Moose Jaw, Sakatchestan - might be in Pentagoonia. 

Other police farces across Amerika have arrested a number of suspects,
some of them said to be key kinks in George W Butch's Chainy of command. 


Isidor

P.S.: The original text came from:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1829000/1829166.stm

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