[Newspoetry] military spending, explained!

[Editor-Within-Chief]

So that's why B-2 bombers cost so much: they use anti-gravity technology, 
whose existence is being kept secret from the public and the scientific 
community through an elaborate conspiracy!  Figures.  ;)  Oh, and I suppose 
it was actually documents about the anti-gravity technology that Andersen 
Consulting was shredding during the Enron collapse ... if we got a hold of 
perpetual motion machines like the "over-unity" propulsion system on the 
B-2, we'd never need oil again!

http://www.cowan70.freeserve.co.uk/new_technology/anti_gravity_technology.htm

Assignment: write a news story about the discovery of a perpetual motion 
technology, explaining it with pseudo-scientific jargon and elaborate 
metaphors.


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Joe Futrelle
editor-within-chief
http://www.newspoetry.com/