[Newspoetry] Ape Prompt assignment
John Wason
jwason at prairienet.org
Thu Jan 24 09:40:59 CST 2002
This exercise seems to have captured quite a few people's imagination for
some reason. Here's mine:
AGAPE
by John Wason
"Fourteen lines," he ordered.
What ignorance! Who's counting?
What's he want, a sonnet?
And what's up with this pencil?
Does he not know the theory
of monkeys and typewriters?
While I will write a poem,
it may not be, good Doctor,
precisely as you like it.
The fool no doubt expects
a poem about bananas.
You'd think he never tasted
a fat white juicy grub.
I need to scratch my buttocks.
Ah! That feels much better!
Now where was I? A title...
my poem needs a title.
"Out of Africa?"
"Guerrillas in our Midst?"
Or maybe "Going Apeshit"?
(Now who coined THAT expression?)
They study my behavior
while never contemplating
that I observe them, too -
their habits and their culture,
their foibles and their follies,
the gibberish they call "language".
I hear them prate of Science
as fact and panacea.
I listen while they speak
day in, day out, unceasing,
of humans killing humans
as commonplace occurrence.
I marvel at their theory -
spectacular conceit! -
that THEY "evolved" from US.
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