[Newspoetry] Missile Defense still doesn't work ...

[Robert Porter]

... and it looks like MIT is willing to lie in order to cover it up:

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/02/national/02MISS.html

Assignment:  Write a muckracking, tabloid-style newspoem about deceptive 
practices at our prestigious institutes of higher learning.  Suggested 
headlines appear below.

STAR WARS A SHAM!

MIT Caught in Lie, Claims Demonic Possession

Wild Orgy at MIT:  Grants, Tenure Seduce Science Profs!

Ancient Prophecy Reveals MIT Hoax!

Satan Found in MIT Lab!