[Newspoetry] A Connecticut Yankee in Pseudo Cowboy Boots

[Mark Wilson]

A Connecticut Yankee in Pseudo Cowboy Boots

Head 'em up - Move 'em out?
Exactly what's all this about?
Lookin' to ride herd?
Lamely givin' the 'word'?

Boots and saddles?
Eagerly never 'this' issue straddles?
No mavericks allowed?
Totally cowed?

Fightin' for right?
Or, just might?
Really a straight shooter?

Simply a looter?
This is W prime?
Ultimate 'cowboy up' time?
Putz -
Incredibly nuts -
Deciderin' to give 'evil doers' their own tax cuts!

Does he wear ridin', walkin' - or just B.S.'in boots after spendin' way too 
much of his youth at Pinkie's and Ciudad Acuna Boys' Town back rooms?

Copyright  2007  Mark Wilson